The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog. -Ambrose Bierce

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job. -Franklin P. Jones

If you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas. –Proverb

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. -Ann Landers

If there are no dogs in Heaven, and then when I die I want to go where they went. -Will Rogers

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. -Ben Williams

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. -Josh Billings

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person is. -Andrew A. Rooney

We give dogs’ time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. In return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made. -M.Facklam

Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate. -Sigmund Freud

If I have any beliefs about immortality; it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons. -James Thurber

I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl. -Penny Ward Moser

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. -Robert Benchley

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. -Rita Rudner

Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of late-breaking dog news items, sometimes continuing into the next yard. -Dave Barry

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. -Franklin P. Jones

My dog is worried about the economy, because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money. -Joe Weinstein

Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend; inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. -Groucho Marx

Ever consider what they must think of us?  I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul-chicken, pork, half a cow.  They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth! -Anne Tyler

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. -Robert A. Heinlein

In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him.

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.