Yesterday I was a dog.  Today I'm a dog.  Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog.  Sigh!  There's so little hope for advancement. -Snoopy

I'm not your sweet babboo! -Linus

Isn't he the cutest thing? -Sally

Don't blame people with crabby genes. -Lucy

I think having dogs around has made this a better world! -Charlie Brown

No matter how hard you try, you can't steer a dog dish! -Snoopy

I just don't understand Christmas, I guess.  I like getting presents and sending Christmas cards and decorating trees and all that, but I'm still not happy.  I always end up feeling depressed. -Charlie Brown

Charlie Brown, you're the only person I know who can take a wonderful season like Christmas and turn it into a problem. -Linus

You have to give me a Christmas present!  It says so in the Bible! -Lucy

Oh, Brother. -Charlie Brown

Everyone should have a Christmas tree even Woodstock. -Snoopy

Boy are you stupid Charlie Brown. -Violet

You're holding my hand, Chuck.  You sly dog. -Peppermint Patty

That's the secret to life...replace one worry with another... -Charlie Brown

What do you mean Beethoven wasn’t so great?! -Schroeder

Every Christmas it's the same.  I always end up playing the shepherd. -Shermy

Never jump into a pile of leaves with a wet sucker. -Linus

Anyone who returns from a long trip should be greeted with a beagle hug! -Snoopy

All I want is what I have coming to me.  All I want is my fair share. -Sally

You better cut it out right now or I'll pound you. -Lucy

It's taking the curl out of my natural curly hair. -Frieda

Pigpen, you're the only person I know who can raise a cloud of dust in a snowstorm. -Charlie Brown

Now I've heard everything. -Lucy

Of all the Charlie Browns in the world, you're the Charlie Browniest. -Linus

Can a philosophy carry us through troubled times?  What happens when our philosophy fails?  We turn to that most ancient of desperate cries..."MOM!" -Sally

Subtraction is the awful feeling that you know less today than you did yesterday. -Peppermint Patty

I've been kissed by a dog!  I have dog germs!  Get hot water!  Get some disinfectant!  Get some iodine! -Lucy

Oh no!  We're doomed! -Violet

Isn't there anyone who knows what Christmas is all about? -Charlie Brown

Do they make wooden Christmas trees anymore? -Linus

Charlie Brown is a blockhead but he did get a nice tree. -Lucy

A watched supper dish never fills. -Snoopy

What's the use of naturally curly hair if no ones jealous? -Frieda

If you throw that snowball at me, I'll break every bone in your stupid body! -Lucy

I know there is a lesson to be learned here somewhere, but I don't know what it is. -Linus

Do you think life has any meaning after you've failed nine spelling tests in a row and your teacher hates you?!! -Sally

I ought to slug you. -Lucy

In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back. -Charlie Brown

When you sing in the rain, you get a mouth full of water! -Snoopy (to Woodstock)

Many people are worried about the "killer bees".  Not me.  What I worry about are those "killer D-minuses"! -Peppermint Patty

Why shouldn't I complain?  It's the only thing I'm really good at! -Lucy

Happiness is having your own library card! -Sally

How can you do push-ups when your nose gets in the way? -Snoopy

I have a new philosophy.  I'm only going to dread one day at a time. -Charlie Brown

I see Beethoven's birthday comes on a Sunday this year.  Last year his birthday came on a Saturday.  Next year his birthday comes on a Monday. Boy, talk about a weird guy! -Lucy (to Schroeder)

Alright, you stupid beagle, I want that blanket back!  And I don't mean next month or next week or tomorrow.  I want it back today! -Linus

That was a hard test Marcie.  I didn't know if it was an essay test, True or False, or multiple choice.  I just put down "Not Guilty". -Peppermint Patty

Rats! -Charlie Brown

I worry about getting old...who wants to be nine? -Sally

The only way to beat the cold weather is to hibernate.  I will now settle down in my den and not come out until...suppertime. -Snoopy

Life is like an ice cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time. -Charlie Brown

It's hard work being bitter. -Lucy

There are three things I've learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics, and the Great Pumpkin. -Linus

You can't write a term paper before breakfast. -Peppermint Patty

A watched back door never opens. -Snoopy

Nothing echoes like an empty mailbox. -Charlie Brown

When you have a pretty face you don’t need to be a nice person. -Lucy

Good things last eight seconds...bad things last three weeks. -Linus

Ma'am?  Is there anything I can do to earn a little extra credit?  Shovel your walk? -Peppermint Patty

Never lie in bed at night asking yourself questions you can't answer... -Charlie Brown

Secrets of Life - Always look ahead.  Also, always look back over your shoulder.  Make sure you can still see your supper dish. –Snoopy

School can be very helpful, but like a prescription, should be taken only as directed. –Sally

I hate it when I get paid in dog food! –Lucy

Life can be as full as a grocery cart...unless you have six items or less. -Charlie Brown

One thing I've learned about algebra: don't take it too seriously. -Peppermint Patty

Education is important, but don't forget to feed the dog. –Snoopy

Life is more pleasant when you have something to look forward to. -Linus

The crabby little girls of today are the crabby old women of tomorrow! -Lucy

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. -Charlie Brown

If you try to be a better dog, sometimes you get an extra cookie. -Snoopy

The only real way to look younger is not to be born so soon. -Peppermint Patty

If no one answers the phone, dial louder. -Lucy

I'll be wishy one day and washy the next! -Charlie Brown

Birds don't know how to tell jokes. -Snoopy

I'm awake!  I can hear you, Ma'am, but I can't see you!  Everything is white!  I'm snow-blind! -Peppermint Patty

The saddest time of year is Christmas when you don't get any of the things you wanted... -Sally

Any vulture caught sitting on my snowman gets clobbered! -Lucy

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "Where have I gone wrong?"  Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night." -Charlie Brown

Life is like a bracelet...it has little jewels around it, which are like the bright moments that come along in our lives every now and then. -Peppermint Patty

Without this blanket, I'd crack like a piece of old bamboo! -Linus

A whole stack of memories will never equal one little hope. -Snoopy

Never take any advice that you can understand...it can't possibly be any good! -Lucy

Be kind, don't smoke, be prompt, smile a lot, eat sensibly, avoid cavities and mark your ballot carefully; avoid too much sun, send overseas packages early, love all creatures above and below, insure your belongings and try to keep the ball low. -Charlie Brown