When in doubt, pinky out! - Patrick

I'm not a wimp, I'm a jerk! - Spongebob

That Spongebob is funnier than ears on an acorn. - Sandy

I hate all of you. - Squidward

A sponge has to look his spongiest. - Spongebob

You're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. - Squidward

Breathe on your own time. - Mr. Krabs

Rick?  I'm not Rick, I'm Patrick! - Patrick

Yep, I'm insane. - Squidward

Be assertive!  No, not insertive! - Plankton

You used me...for land development!  That wasn't very nice! - Spongebob

Look!  It's SpongeBob Nudiepants! - Pearl

Gary!  You are going to eat your dessert and you are going to like it! - Spongebob

Come back you porous freak! - Plankton

What's pink and square?  Patrick Squarepants! - Patrick

I slipped on an ice cube and got covered in boo boos! -Spongebob

If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have I'd have one dollar. - Squidward

I'm not just ready, I'm ready Freddy! - Spongebob

I'm ready!  I'm ready! - Spongebob

OOPS, I guess I ripped my pants again! - Spongebob

I'll tell you a little story called The Ugly Barnacle: Once there was a very ugly barnacle.  He was so ugly that everybody died.  The End. - Patrick

I smell the smelly smell of something that smells smelly. - Mr. Krabs

I didn't realize it was Happy Hopping Moron Day. - Squidward

Now it's time to bring it around town, bring it around town! - Spongebob

This grain of sand looks very suspicious and so does this rock.  And I have some questions for this piece of grass. - Patrick

F is for friends who do stuff together U is for you and me N is for anywhere and anytime at all down here in the deep blue sea. - Spongebob

Someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose! - Spongebob

I order the food, you cook the food.  We do that for 40 years, and then we die. - Squidward

A one!  A two!  A skiddly-diddly-doo! - Spongebob

It looks like an ordinary penny, because it IS an ordinary penny! - Plankton

My ice cream, it's alive! - Patrick

But what does P.O.O.P mean?  It's actually carefully organized paraphrase that stands for: People Order Our Patties. - Narrator

She seems mysterious so I'll call her Mystery.  She also seems Graceful so maybe I'll call her Grace, or Majesty, or Debbie. - Spongebob

WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE!? - Patrick

Oh, barnacles! - Spongebob

GOOD GRAVY, HE'S NAKED! - Plankton

Next I suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with Patrick. - Squirdward

That's it, I'm getting off the loony express. - Squidward

You mean they're taking the thoughts we think we thought and making them thoughts we think we thought...I think. - Patrick

I can't see my forehead. - Patrick

Mr. Krabs:  What was that?

Spongebob:  I was just doing my impression of Mystery. Wee-snaw!

Mr. Krabs:  I think you need to work on it, boy.  That was terrible.

Patrick:  Liar, liar, plants for hire.

Spongebob:  It's pants on fire, Patrick.

Patrick:  Well you would know, liar.

Patrick:  24
[Spongebob and Patrick giggle] 

Spongebob:  [giggling] Hey Patrick, I just thought of something funnier then 24.

Patrick:  Let's hear it.

Spongebob:  25
[Both burst out laughing]

[Spongebob commenting on Patrick's disgusting breath]

Spongebob:  Geez Patrick, what have you eaten?

Patrick:  Some chicken, roast beef, a pizza...

Spongebob:  No, I mean just this morning.

Patrick:  Some chicken, roast beef, a pizza...