Sheldon: I'm H2O intolerant.
[sneezes]
Marlin: It's like he's trying to speak to me, I know it!
[to Squirt]
Marlin:
Look, you’re really cute, but I can’t understand what you’re saying!
Sharks: [reciting] I am a nice, friendly shark.
Not a fish-eating monster. Fish are our friends, not food.
Gill: To the top of Mount Wanna-hock-a-loogie!
Dory: What is it with men and asking for directions?
Marlin: Now, what's the one thing we have to remember about the ocean?
Nemo:
It's not safe.
Marlin: That's my boy.
Dory: A boat! I
just saw a boat! I just saw a boat pass by here not too long ago. It went
that way. Follow me!
Marlin: Wait a minute. Wait a minute! What's going on? You already told me where the boat was going!
Dory: I did?
Oh no.
Marlin: If this is some kind of practical joke it's not funny!
And I know funny! I'm a clownfish!
Dory: No it's not. I know it's not. I'm sorry. You see, I suffer from short term memory loss.
Marlin: [sighs] Short term memory loss?
[laughing]
Marlin: I don't believe this!
Dory: No, it's true.
I forget things almost instantly. It runs in my family. Well, I mean, at least I think it does. Hmmm. Where are they?
Dory: I saw a boat!
Marlin: You did?
Dory:
Yeah, it went that way! Come on!
[few seconds later]
Dory:
Hey, back off, okay? Why are you following me?
Marlin: What? You said you saw a boat!
Dory: A boat?
Marlin: YES!
Dory:
Oh I saw a boat! It went that way!
Marlin: Wait a minute, you already
told me you saw the boat.
Dory: I did? Uh-oh...
Nigel: [quietly] Okay, don't make any sudden moves. Hop inside my mouth...if you want to live.
Marlin: Dory, do you see anything?
Dory: Yeah, I see
a light.
Marlin: A light?
Dory: Yeah. I see a light.
Marlin:
Yeah, I see it too! It makes me feel happy, which is a big deal for me. Look,
it's leaving! I'm gonna get you!
Dory: Come here!
[a big scary
fish looms into view]
Marlin: Good feeling's gone, AHH!
Marlin: It's because I like you, I don't want to be with you. It's a complicated emotion.
Dory: No. No, you can't...STOP! Please don't
go away. Please? No one's ever stuck
with me for so long before. And if you leave...if you leave...I just, I remember
things better with you! I do, look! P.
Sherman, forty-two...forty-two...I remember it, I do. It's there; I know it is,
because when I look at you, I can feel it. And-and I look at you, and I...and
I'm home! Please...I don't want that to go away.
I don't want to forget.
Marlin: I'm sorry, Dory. But I...do.
Dory: Have you seen a clown fish swim by?
Crab: Yeah, but I'm not telling you,
and there's nothing you can do about it!
[Dory holds Crab out of water for the seagulls to see]
Seagulls:
Mine! Mine! Mine!
Crab:
Okay! Okay! I'll talk!! I'll talk!!
Dory: I shall call him Squishy, he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy.
Nigel: Hi there. Sorry if I took a snap
at you at one time. Fish gotta swim, birds gotta eat.
Gill: Okay, we have 48 hours to make this tank dirty.
So I want everyone to think dirty, disgusting thoughts.
[Bloat belches]
Gill: That's the idea!
Gill: You shall now be known...........as Shark bait.
Marlin: How do you know if they're ready?
Crush: Well, you never really know,
but when they know, you know, y'know?
Dory: [dreaming] Uhhh...the sea monkeys have my money...yes, I'm a natural blue...
Seagulls: Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!
Marlin: Crush, wait! How old are you?
Crush:
Hundred and fifty, and still young, dude! Rock on!
Chum: Dolphins! They think they're so cute! Oh, look at me, I'm a flippy little dolphin, let me flip for you!
[Dory and Marlin are in pitch darkness looking
for the goggles]
Dory: Ahh! Something's got me!
Marlin: That's just me!
Dory: Who are
you?
Marlin: [exasperated] Who am I? Who do you think?!
Dory:
Are...are you my conscience?
Marlin: [sighs] Yes, I’m your conscience. We haven’t spoken for a while. How
have you been?
Dory: Eh, can't complain.
Marlin: Good. Now, do you see anything?
Dory: [angler fish's light approaches] Yes, I see... a light. Hey, conscience, am I dead?
Marlin: You think you can do these things, but you just can't, Nemo!
Crush: Takin' on the jellies.
Marlin: What?
Crush: You've got
serious thrill issues, dude.
Dory: Awww...what's the matter mister grumpy gills?
Dory: [singing] Just keep swimming, swimming, what do we do? We swim...swim.
Marlin: Dory, no singing.
Marlin: Oooh, my stomach...
Crush: Hey, no hurling on the shell, dude, okay? Just waxed it.
Peach: Find a happy place! Find a happy
place!
Bruce: Okay, who's next? How about you?
Marlin: Uh, no that's okay, I don't have a problem.
Sharks: Denial!
Pearl: Hey! You
guys made me ink!
Marlin: Why didn't you tell me you could read?
Dory: I can read? I can READ!
Marlin: Okay, a mollusk walks up to this sea cucumber, well he doesn't actually walk,
he's just there, and he turns to the sea cucumber, and...Well, wait, there's a mollusk and a sea cucumber and...
Chum:
You know for a clown fish, he's not that funny.
Marlin: ...and the sea cucumber turns to the mollusk and says, "With fronds like these,
who needs anemones?"
[Everyone laughs]
Bubbles: Bubbles! Bubbles! My bubbles!
Marlin: Give me the goggles!
Dory: Ow!!
That hurt! Is my nose bleeding?
Bruce: Are you okay?
[sniffs the blood]
Bruce: Ooooooooo.
Chum: Uh-oh!
Anchor:
Intervention!!
